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Marriage and Lottery

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. 

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,...

"Honey, pack your bags.  I won the lottery!" 

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out!"


Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.