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Barn Insurance

Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money."


He Changed His Mind

A prudent man was Silas Fry
He said, "The premium's too dern high,
Besides, with Care my car is driv',
I'll not insure the danged old fliv."


A lawyer and an engineer...

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.”


Excellent Service!

Three Insurance salesman were sitting in a restaurant boasting about each companies service.

The first one said, "When one of our insureds died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the wife and had mailed a check on Wednesday evening.