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Lien Holder


A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him.


The Blonde And The Lord

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,


Marriage and Lottery

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. 

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,...


The Pirate

After many years at sea the pirate decided to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job he thought that he should collect on his workers compensation insurance. He had a looden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. The agent assured him that he would be compensated if the injuries were work related. "How did you get the wooden leg?"